Some of the comments on my last post inspired me to think of some of the most absurd yoga-isms (a.k.a. make up yoga words that really don’t mean anything) I’ve come across in my six years as a yoga student. (Oh, and if you’re my sister or husband, you should stop reading now. You won’t get the jokes unless you’re a yogi.)

1. Floint — half point, half flex, all ridiculous.

2. Broga — Yoga for men.

3. Yoga Toes — toes that are spread… Why does this need a special “yoga” name? I don’t know… but it’s awesome. (Also, the toe stretching product sold here. I also find this to be hilarious.)

4. Bro-Strap — And I am NOT talking about a G-string. For example, “put the block at the bottom tip of your shoulder blades or your bra strap line for you ladies, for the men, it’s called a bro-strap line.”

5. Lulu — One who works for a Lululemon franchise; Luon — the material Lulus use to make their clothes (a.k.a. Spandex)

I know there are MANY more … please share your favorite yoga-isms by commenting below!