1. My other teacher says you should never do it that way..
2. OUCH! My back!! …(Teacher comes running)… Just kidding. Bahahahaha!
3. Don’t touch that. My fungus might be contagious.
4. You’re really flexible.. I bet your husband likes that.
5. It may not look like, but my shoulders ARE relaxed. Promise.
yogicrystal says
Bahahahaaha to #4, these are great!
Frenzy36 says
I've said both 1 & 5. In fact just yesterday 'Engage your legs' … "Believe me they ARE!"
For 1 …. i've had complete contradictions on how to transition to poses, so I have brought up the question at times..
Michelle VogiYogi says
Thanks for the belly laugh! There have been some doozies my way too! #4 is hilarious and also something that teachers should never say to students!!! 🙂
Brittany says
This was a great mid-day laugh. Thanks!
Meredith LeBlanc says
I had a students say once "wow, you have really strong arms, but in a good way." Huh?
SpoiledYogi says
@Frenzy #5 isn't the worst offense on the list.. but #1… shame on you! 🙂
@Michelle, Yes! I agree teachers should not say most of these things to students either!
@Meredith Maybe they meant you have really strong arms.. but not in a masculine body builder sort of way?
Move Laugh Aloha says
haha Hilarious! Although, I know I've felt like my shoulders were relaxed…