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Shopping for swimwear today I am.
Oh yes, I am, dear store clerk ma’am.
But, alas, I do NOT like swim suit shopping plans.
I don’t like looking short and small.
I don’t like feeling big or tall.
I do not like it–especially at the mall.
I do not like it store clerk ma’am.
I just don’t like it. It’s not who I am.
This one’s too skimpy.
That one looks like a dress.
This one is obviously for a woman with a very large chest.
I do not like it store clerk ma’am.
I just don’t like it. It’s not who I am.
Would you like it here or there?
Here, try it on over your underwear.
I do not like it store clerk ma’am.
I just don’t like it. It’s not who I am.
Would you like it for the beach?
Or maybe in the color peach?
Would you like it for a boat?
Or maybe on a floaty float?
Would you like this one with a tan?
Or maybe for your Uncle Sam?
I do not it like them on a beach.
I do not like the color peach.
I do not like them for a boat.
And certainly not on a floaty float.
I do not want to have a tan.
I do not like it for Uncle Sam.
I do not like it, store clerk ma’am.
These swim suits just aren’t who I am.
Oh the Thinks that Erica can think.
I was totally amused, yes Fashion resides at Spoiled Yogi
this fully reminds me of dr seuss!! 🙂
I really need to go buy a new bathing suit and your little ditty reminded me of how much I abhor bathing suit shopping.
I will just have to take a deep breath and try to apply some yogic thinking to the experience 🙂
So cute. I now have a new bedtime story for Fiona tonight!
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